If you’ve ever looked for love on popular dating app Tinder — or thumbed through your friend’s Tinder account, at least — you know there’s potential there for madness.
Tinder makes hooking up easy — or at least easier. Some people get in trouble for their Tinder behavior. Others wonder if Tinder’s bad for their psyche. And Tinder’s creators are laughing all the way to the bank.
All of that said, Tinder gives us plenty of food for thought, and that’s where Tinderfessions was born. The site takes anonymous confessions fueled by Tinder users’ experiences/imaginations. Surely not all of it’s true, but the site’s popular Twitter account has drawn nearly 180,000 followers who check in regularly on the many adventures within.
Here are 10 of the most stoney, smoke-fueled Tinderfessions we found:
1. Rubik’s Cubes represent on Tinderfession.
My ability to solve the Rubik’s cube has gotten me laid 4 times now…and counting. Girls think I’m smart…Nahh just a stoner – Luke
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) October 20, 2014
2. Alien encounters do, too.
First time meeting a match we got so high that he left because the mothership was calling him. The sex was good anyway. – Aimee
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) November 7, 2014
3. There’s nothing wrong with admitting one’s love of pizza.
Ever since i put “i like pizza” as my bio, all the guys that i meet buy me pizza. #livingthedream – Selena
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) October 21, 2014
4. But paranoia doesn’t mix well with Tinder.
I can’t go on tinder when I’m stoned cause I think every guy’s profile is fake and I’m being catfished. #Paranoid – Amy
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) October 20, 2014
5. Tinder’s great for connecting with like-minded hippies.
Met a match in the woods near a river. We smoked. We fucked. We hula hooped. It was the hippiest match of all time. – Star
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) October 21, 2014
6. Never forget: ‘YOU ALWAYS PURPEN!!!!!!’
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) November 1, 2014
7. … and then the munchies come into play.
I had a guy ask if he could eat nutella off of me….i was strangely inclined to agree. – Kaye
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) October 22, 2014
8. … and the video games.
Went to a match's house, he had the new mario kart. We played for hours. Almost forgot about the sex. – Amy
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) October 21, 2014
9. … and the pre-jail “don’t-forget-me” letters.
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) November 1, 2014
10. Of course generosity abounds on Tinder.
He said “Don't bring any bud, I'm smoking you up all night” and my panties hit the ground so hard they're in Japan now. – Tan
— Tinderfessions (@tinderfessions) October 22, 2014