Hopefully this Craigslist post — which searches for somebody to do the poster’s dishes in exchange for dabs — is a bad joke. If they’re not joking these stoners are sinking to comical, stereotypical depths.
The dishes-for-dabs post starts: “Can only pay in dabs, concentrates or flower. Incapable of doing them ourselves. Small job, kitchen only.”
Incapable is a strong word. And this makes me curious: Can they physically not reach them?
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It continues: “We supply dish soap and scrubbies. Can discuss transportation. 21+ Serious inquires only.”
Clearly they have plenty of dish soap — and concentrate juice tubes. And while they can’t do their dishes … they might be able to pick you up? Curiouser and curiouser! What about those red Solo cups in the sink — were those meant to be washed and reused? Of course the “serious-inquiries” bit at the end is just the cherry on top.
